It Begins

I suppose it's only right to start at the beginning of this journey. A girl can only go so long without the feeling of a hard throbbing cock so two months after breaking up with my boyfriend I had two options: drive up to NIU to visit a good *friend* with French benefits, or buy a proxy penis for my vagina. Most of my summer earnings had been spent on books and driving to Northern Illinois for one weekend of good cervix pounding seemed like a poor way to spend my savings so I decided to invest in a vibrator.

My gosh! The internet is a bigger place than I could ever imagine. Thousands of sex toys, even platinum or gold vibrators, where to start! Infinite materials, styles, prices, outlets and uses! Where does a nubie toy connoisseur even begin? After extensive browsing and research, I decided on a toy that couldn't fail. Classy, artistic, clean and beautiful, I chose glass. 

Well, yes I had chosen a material but I still had zero budget, then one afternoon I stumbled upon one of the best stores for inexpensive glass toys, Secret Oh. This was the jackpot, the mother load of inexpensive glass art! After much deliberation, I finally chose the Wrapped and Ribbed Pink G which is still one of my favorite toys. 

This beautiful glass toy is an essential for any beginner collection. It not only has practical appeal but also aesthetic. There are many special qualities of glass. First, Glass is non-porous and can be 100% sterilized which is always a plus if you plan on sharing. Also, because glass is non porous, it will last forever or until it is dropped from any significant height- which I did, then immediately bought another. Glass is also good for temperature play, it can be iced or heated; not only can you manipulate the temperature but it will also warm to your body.

The Wrapped and Ribbed also gives a beginner the opportunity to experience two textures. The ripples and bumps are raised enough  for both vaginal and clitoral stimulation while the large head provides heavy g-spot stimulation. Not only is this toy practical but it is so attractive. If for no other reason, I suggest this toy because it is a beautiful and delicate addition to any toy collection. Part of me wants to leave it on my dresser for everyone to admire but, while it is gorgeous, it would still be a phallic object sitting on my bedside table and I may struggle with an explanation for the roomies. 

Overal, this is an excellent toy with a price I challenge you to beat! The only possible negative would be this is thick glass which may take a beginner a bit of experimenting to get used to and shipping is expensive (duh, glass). So, just to make the shipping price worth it, add one of the vibrators! Not exceptional quality but fun and pretty for sure. 

And that is the end of the beginning.